amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

  1. ashton:[breathes]
  2. me:fu kcin ,. fuc shiT [trips down stairs]